The Fangirl Feels: Your Ovaries Never Had A Chance

Hi, I'm Bre, I'm 22, From Long Island, and I am an Anime Geek, and a loving Fangirl to all my Fandoms, Ships, and OTPs.
Caution! Persons viewing this blog tend to get massive amounts of geek all over the floor, and are likely to become susceptible to The Spontaneous Combustion of the Ovaries.
fuzzybagels: sebastian-sucks: can i be arrested for saying this is me? i don’t care when I was younger I used to shoplift I shoplifted once, and by total accident. We were trying on hats and playing with with the stuffed animals at Spencer’s Gift Shop, then we got board and left the store…I still had the hat and the stuffed animals in my hand. I was halfway across the mall before someone asked me when I bought it. I was like “OH SHIT!!!” and ran back to return the merchandise. The girl at the counter could have cared less. Everyone keeps telling me that I should have kept it, But I’m too much of a goody-goody for that. Too scared that a SWAT team would storm my house and be all “WHERE’S THAT STUFFED LAMB!! WHERE IS IT!!” XD

fuzzybagels:

sebastian-sucks:

can i be arrested for saying this is me?

i don’t care

when I was younger I used to shoplift

I shoplifted once, and by total accident. We were trying on hats and playing with with the stuffed animals at Spencer’s Gift Shop, then we got board and left the store…I still had the hat and the stuffed animals in my hand. I was halfway across the mall before someone asked me when I bought it. I was like “OH SHIT!!!” and ran back to return the merchandise. The girl at the counter could have cared less. Everyone keeps telling me that I should have kept it, But I’m too much of a goody-goody for that. Too scared that a SWAT team would storm my house and be all “WHERE’S THAT STUFFED LAMB!! WHERE IS IT!!” XD

(Source: canibehonesthere, via candymandie)

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