#’cas get out of bed or i’ll push you out’ #’cas come shower with me you stink and i want to suck your dick’ #’cas come on it’s 11 fucking 30 in the morning’#’cas sam made french toast i’m going to eat yours if you don’t get your lazy ass out here’ #’cas goddammit it’s 1 in the goddamn afternoon you can’t stay there forever’ #’no i’m not bringing you lunch i’m not enabling you’ #’ok cas move over sam went on a supply run and it’s time for little cas to at least get some exercise today’ (via divachester)
#Cas thinks even if he had been born human and had to learn to suffer them all his life #he’d still find mornings terrible #they’re terrible because there’s that window between getting out of bed and breakfast #where Cas is forced to be conscious without coffee #they’re terrible because who in their right mind would elect to escape the perfect cocoon of warmth beneath their blankets #Cas tries to tell Dean this #in between grunts and other unworded protests from beneath the covers #he quickly finds that the bed’s warmth in and of itself is not much of a persuasive argument to Dean #to forgo the trials of waking up #he does find that his own body heat however #the naked planes of his chest and the hot curves of his thighs and the way his mouth opens lazily around Dean’s smile #is pretty much all the argument he’ll ever need to convince Dean that mornings will always be terrible to him #but to suffer them with Dean #well #they become not so bad #on mornings when Dean refuses to immediately indulge him though #Cas simply strides into the kitchen naked #he’s found that backup strategy has an 8 in 10 success rate of getting Dean back into bed #even quicker than Cas himself #otp: the greatest love story ever told (via dirtyovercoats)
An anon said:
I don’t have a problem with the “I got the girl” line because it doesn’t imply that Elena is a trophy for Damon to win. It’s actually quite the opposite. It’s Elena that chooses to be with Damon and gives him her love. When Damon says he never got the girl, it means he is never…
We all get discouraged at times. Just remember that growth is more like a spiral than a straight line. Discouragement is inevitable—and so is rejoicing.
—Anne Wilson Schaef (via kittensandlove)
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
i just saw this picture of shrek
and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob
tears are coming out of my eyes
NO NO NO NO NO
“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”
OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE
..but the Solidarity!
- Black Women: Black men need to do better.
- Black Men: What is driving us apart? We need to stick together!
- Black Women: Your misogyny is driving us apart.
- Black Men: Was it the drug epidemics? Is it whitey? WHERE IS THE SOLIDARITY
- Black Women: It's your misogyny.
- Black Men: Maybe you hoes are hanging out with the wrong black men, because I love all my black queens.
- Black Women: ....Holy shit what is wrong with you
- Black Men: You are letting whitey tear us apart!
- AND REPEAT